True Blood2008

Tara Thornton:
[about Maryann] So, collecting stray black people, that some kind of hobby of hers?

Eggs:
[laughing] She's right about you. You are funny.

Tara Thornton:
Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?

Eggs:
Oh, she said, um, you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.

Tara Thornton:
Yeah. It was vodka. Really cheap vodka.

Eggs:
Hey, I'm-I'm not judging you... Believe me. I- When Maryann found me, I was, uh, well, let's just say I was a hell of alot worse off than you. She's a miracle worker. You'll see.

Tara Thornton:
Yeah, well. I won't be stickin' around that long.

Eggs:
That's too bad.

Tara Thornton:
My mama, when she thought somethin' was too good to be true, sh-she'd say, "Satan in a Sunday hat." That's exactly what this is.

Eggs:
You know it took me a long time to stop looking over my shoulder, too. But there are good people in this world. Sometimes, good sh*t happens.