Tsukuyomi: Moon Phase2004

[opening lines]

Kouhei Morioka:
You feelin' okay, Gramps?

Seiji:
We thought the doctor cleared you to leave the hospital.

Ryuuhei:
I've been putting off telling you two, but my condition is much more serious than we thought. The doctor has told me I'm going to need to stay here much longer.

Seiji:
I hope this condition doesn't involve girls in white hats.

Ryuuhei:
I have no idea what you mean.

Kouhei Morioka:
Come on, Gramps. Did you really have to move into a private V.I.P. suite? These rooms are expensive. How are you supposed to pay for it? Please don't tell me you're auctioning the house.

Ryuuhei:
Don't worry, Kouhei. I had a lovely chat with the billing department and I convinced them to give me a special rate with some help from a secret hypnosis potion.

[Grandpa laughs]

Kouhei Morioka:
It's a good thing you weren't more ambitious in life.