Two and a Half Men

     

Two and a Half Men2003

Director: Chuck Lorre
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic ji… more »


Jake Harper:
Oh, come on. Why can't I live with you guys?

Charlie Harper:
Oh, Jake. Do you have any idea how much I have to clean up my act when you're here on weekends?

Jake Harper:
What are you talking about? I see you drink, gamble, you have strange girls sleep over.

Charlie Harper:
Uh-huh. Drop in unannounced on a Wednesday and you'll be scarred for life.

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