Two and a Half Men2003

Berta:
I'm going home.

Charlie Harper:
I suppose you want me to pay you.

Berta:
Not necessary. I took the money out of your wallet.

Charlie Harper:
Fine

Berta:
Guess what! I got a raise.

Charlie Harper:
Congratulations.

Berta:
You want to know why I got a raise?

Charlie Harper:
No. I'm sure I had my reasons.

Berta:
Because, when I took this job, all I had to do was clean up after you. And while that may have been disgusting, it was do-able. And then your brother moved in, which I accepted with my usual good humor. Because he cleans up after himself like a... neurotic raccoon.

Charlie Harper:
This is about the kid, right?

Berta:
Good for you! That's why you're the boss.

Charlie Harper:
He's just here for a week. It's a temporary situation.

Berta:
And yet my raise is permanent.