Two and a Half Men

     

Two and a Half Men2003

Director: Chuck Lorre
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic ji… more »


Charlie Harper:
[making breakfast] How do you like your eggs?

Berta:
Sunny side up.

Charlie Harper:
Scrambled it is.

Berta:
[picks up a cookbook] "Cooking for Dummies"?

Charlie Harper:
[to Jake watching TV on the couch] No offense, Jake. I'm actually cookin' for everybody.

Berta:
What brought this on?

Charlie Harper:
I don't know. I... thought I'd expand my horizons a bit.

Berta:
[smiles] Uh-huh

Charlie Harper:
What?

Berta:
I'm just trying to figure out how scrambled eggs are gonna get you laid.

Charlie Harper:
You and me both.

Charlie Harper, Berta:
[both laugh]

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