Two and a Half Men2003

Walden Schmidt:
I found this company, and they help you locate old vehicles. It's called "Dude Where's My Car".

Barry:
So what's so great about this thing?

Walden Schmidt:
I don't know, it's my first car. I had a lot of firsts in it. First time I learned to drive, first time I had sex, first time I had a condom break, first time I prayed.

Barry:
So, you gonna buy this car?

Walden Schmidt:
No, some guy named Dirk in Denver has it.

Jenny Harper:
So, why go through all the effort of tracking it down if you don't want it?

Walden Schmidt:
Nostalgia. It's kinda like lookin' up your first girlfriend, or your High School math teacher. For me those were one in the same. She still writes me from prison.

Barry:
I think my math teacher had a crush on me, too. I mean, why else would he ask me to take a shower after Math Team practice?