Two and a Half Men2003

Charlie:
[answers the door] Hey, Judith. Alan's at work.

Judith Harper:
[really upset] I know where Alan is. I came to talk to you.

Charlie:
Me? But you don't like me.

Judith Harper:
I don't.

Charlie:
[smiling] I like you.

Judith Harper:
Jake's fourth grade class was given a simple assignment. Draw something interesting you see around the house. One child drew a record player, another drew a parrot. My son drew this.

Judith Harper:
[gets a picture out of her purse] A woman's behind with a butterfly tattoo.

Charlie:
[pensively] On the right cheek. I'll have to just act surprised.

Judith Harper:
I asked him where he saw this. He said, "In Uncle Charlie's kitchen."

Charlie:
Well, you gotta admit, it beats the hell out of a parrot!