Two and a Half Men2003

Berta:
I don't mind your girlfriends throwing an occasional thong or panties into the hamper, I just boil them and sell them at the swap meet. But this broad is taking advantage of my easygoing nature.

Charlie Harper:
Now to be fair, Lydia does have her positive attributes.

Berta:
Well, I ain't hitting any of them attributes, so I don't give a rat's ass.

Charlie Harper:
All right, all right.

Berta:
You know what she said to me, Charlie? She said I need to know my place around here.

Charlie Harper:
Oh she didn't.

Berta:
Ah, but she did. Is that true, Charlie? Do I need to know my place around here?

Charlie Harper:
No Berta, we all know your place.

Berta:
And where is that place Charlie?

Charlie Harper:
Wherever you want it to be.

Berta:
There is only room for one alpha dog in this house.

Charlie Harper:
I know.

Berta:
And who is that alpha dog, Charlie?

Charlie Harper:
You are.

Berta:
Say it.

Charlie Harper:
You're the alpha dog.

Berta:
Aw, you sweet talker you. [she kisses Charlie on the cheek, looks down and picks up her basket] We'll just pretend that's morning wood.