Two and a Half Men2003

Alan Harper:
Things will go great for you. You just have to remember a few things.

Jake Harper:
Like what?

Alan Harper:
Well, always keep your money in your shoe, but have some spare change in your pocket.

Jake Harper:
How come?

Alan Harper:
Decoy money. They won't stop hitting you 'til they get something.

Jake Harper:
Who are they?

Alan Harper:
The big kids, holding you by your ankles and plunging your head in the toilet.

Jake Harper:
[Worried look on face] Plunging my head in the toilet?

Charlie Harper:
D-don't, don't, don't, don't freak the kid out, Alan. It's not so much plunging as... dipping.