Two and a Half Men2003

Charlie Harper:
What's your problem?

Jake Harper:
My problem is you're a sleazeball.

Charlie Harper:
Oh? Is that so?

Alan Harper:
Oh, please. You're in a committed relationship with a wonderful woman and the minute her back is turned, you're out gallivanting.

Jake Harper:
Gallivanting?

Alan Harper:
Screwing around.

Jake Harper:
Why don't you just say screwing around?

Charlie Harper:
Hey, as we speak, Chelsea is out there doing the same thing.

Alan Harper:
Oh, really? She's pouring liquor down the throat of an inebriated party girl?

Jake Harper:
Inebriated?

Alan Harper:
Drunk.

Jake Harper:
Jeez, who are you showing off for?