Two and a Half Men2003

Charlie:
Last night, in bed, I told her I loved her. And you know what she said?

Alan:
"I'm still not going to let you do that"?

Charlie:
She said, "Thank you."

Alan:
Ooh, that's an ice cube to the man sack.

Charlie:
I don't get it. I've gone the whole nine yards for this relationship. I gave her her own drawer in my bedroom. I stopped smoking cigars after sex. I even started seeing a shrink so I can be more sensitive, and I still can't get a freaking "I love you."!

Charlie:
[sarcastically] But you've obviously become more sensitive.

Charlie:
For what I've spent on therapy, I could get a couple of very expensive hookers who will say ANYTHING I want.

Alan:
There's that sensitivity again.