Two and a Half Men2003

Charlie:
[enters Alan's room] Hey, Alan!

Alan:
[from bathroom] Ocupado!

Charlie:
[walks just into Alan sitting on a toilet] I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I know how to restore the balance of power with Chelsea.

Alan:
[nervously covers his legs with newspaper] Excuse me! What part of "ocupado" don't you understand? The "ocu" or the "pado"?

Charlie:
I understood it all. I was just hoping you were shaving.

Alan:
Well, I'm not! And as you well know, this is an uphill battle for me, even in the best of circumstances.

Charlie:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is important.

Charlie:
I'm going to get an "I love you" from Chelsea.

Alan:
If you let me finish, you'll get one from me.

Charlie:
[shows an engagement ring] Check this out.

Alan:
Oh, Charlie, this is so sudden. If you wait a few minutes, I'll have a gift for you.