Two and a Half Men

     

Two and a Half Men2003

Director: Chuck Lorre
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic ji… more »


Charlie:
My brother, Alan, warned me not to go out with you tonight.

Kate:
That's funny. Everybody warned me not to go out with you.

Charlie:
Hey, it worked for Romeo and Juliet. Well, up and to the poison and the stabbing.

Kate:
Charlie, I have a confession. I haven't been out with a man other than my husband in 12 years.

Charlie:
That's not a problem. Couple of things have changed, but I can bring you up to date.

Kate:
Please do.

Charlie:
Alright, well. Now-a-days women pay for dinner. And, of course, sex is a given.

Kate:
Well, I'll tell you one thing, I am not paying for dinner.

Charlie:
Rats!

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