Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men2003

Director: Chuck Lorre
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic ji… more »



Walden Schmidt:
Does somebody got a pen I could borrow? [nobody in the cafe answers] Nobody? [still no answer] Excuse me, do you got a pen?

Barista:
Sorry.

Walden Schmidt:
This is unbelievable! [Chrissy coughs and holds a pen in her hand] Well... Could I please borrow your pen?

Chrissy:
I'm sorry. Someone's using it.

Walden Schmidt:
Who?

Chrissy:
They're not here yet.

Walden Schmidt:
I would give you a hundred dollars to borrow that pen. [everyone in the cafe offers him a pen]

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