Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men2003

Director: Chuck Lorre
Two and a Half Men is an American television sitcom that originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons from September 22, 2003, to February 19, 2015. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic ji… more »



Charlie Harper:
Jake you wanna go down to the arcade?

Jake Harper:
No

Charlie Harper:
You wanna see a movie? I'll take you to something R rated, you'll see a boob

Jake Harper:
Go away

Charlie Harper:
Are you mad at me?

Jake Harper:
What was your first clue?

Charlie Harper:
Well frankly, your... dismissive attitude toward b*obs...

Jake Harper:
Why are you making us move?

Charlie Harper:
I'm not, your father and I are trying to teach each other a lesson

Jake Harper:
What's your lesson?

Charlie Harper:
That this is my house

Jake Harper:
What's his lesson?

Charlie Harper:
That he lives here too

Jake Harper:
I'm just a kid but even to me that sounds stupid

Charlie Harper:
You wanna see a movie?

Jake Harper:
Is the boob offer still open?

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