Two of a Kind1998

Kevin Burke:
Where are you going?

Marci:
Home. Just met Carrie.

Kevin Burke:
Oh, Carrie's here?

Marci:
Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed!

Kevin Burke:
Did she say something to offend you?

Marci:
What offends me is that you never mentioned her.

Kevin Burke:
Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, I took out an ad and Carrie. I mean it was just a coincidence that she's a student of mine.

Marci:
She's your student?

Kevin Burke:
Yeah, and whenever she's too busy with her studies I call Mrs. Baker.

Marci:
Who's Mrs. Baker?

Kevin Burke:
My, my neighbor from across the street. Of course, she 72, so she's not as much fun as Carrie, but she still gets the job done.

Marci:
[Gaping] Oh! This is the most depraved thing I've ever heard.

Kevin Burke:
I'm sorry, what?

Marci:
Well, it's bad enough you're juggling more than on woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen it like... Oh, oh, oh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way, I did not make. [goes to leave]

Kevin Burke:
What are you talking about? Carrie is the girls' babysitter.

Marci:
She's a babysitter? Your daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends.

Kevin Burke:
Which daughter?

Marci:
I don't know. The one who smokes.

Kevin Burke:
[Looking very confused] Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Why don't you stay here? Uh, I'll be right back.

Marci:
I made part of it.