Two of a Kind1998

Kevin Burke:
Where are you going?

Marci:
Home, just met Carrie.

Kevin Burke:
Oh, Carrie's here?

Marci:
Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed!

Kevin Burke:
Did she say something to offend you?

Marci:
What offends me is that you never mentioned her.

Kevin Burke:
Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, Carrie was there, so I hired her. I mean it's just a coincidence that she's a student of mine.

Marci:
She's your student?

Marci:
Yeah, and whenever she's busy with her studies, I call Mrs. Baker.

Marci:
Who's Mrs. Baker?

Marci:
My - My neighbor. Of course she's 72, so she's not as fun as Carrie but she still gets the job done.

Marci:
[Gaping] Oh, this is the most depraved thing I ever heard!

Kevin Burke:
I'm sorry, what?

Marci:
Well, it's bad enough that you're juggling more than one woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen. It's like uh, uh, uh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way I did not make.

Kevin Burke:
What are you talking about? Carrie's the girls' babysittter.

Marci:
She's their babysitter? You're daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends.

Kevin Burke:
Which daughter?

Marci:
I don't know, the one that smokes.

Kevin Burke:
[Looking confused] Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Here, why don't sit down. [Marci sits on the couch] Uh, I'll be right back.

Marci:
I made part of it.