Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt2015

Kimmy Schmidt:
Is it pronounced forte or fort?

Kimmy Schmidt:
I'm glad you like it. Like it? I really like it!

Kimmy Schmidt:
In my next life, I'm coming back as a baby.

Kimmy Schmidt:
I'll have a beer drink.

Kimmy Schmidt:
She plays the oboe in band. Not "a" band, band.

Kimmy Schmidt:
Logan is out of the triangle. Now it's just a biangle. Do you mean a straight line?

Kimmy Schmidt:
Don't you look lovely! And you don't not look lovely too.

Kimmy Schmidt:
It should be "fireworkS" not a singular ' a firework"...

Kimmy Schmidt:
...and I FINALLY have a bra that fits right, thanks to that bra salesman in the other van.

Kimmy Schmidt:
I mathed!

Kimmy Schmidt:
Are we going to be arrested, Copifcer?

Kimmy Schmidt:
My boss is being a real B.I.T.of a J.E.R.K.

Kimmy Schmidt:
You're a werewolf, just like in the Bible!

Kimmy Schmidt:
Kimmy's residence, Kimmy speaking.

Kimmy Schmidt:
Respect your step mom... she step-gave birth to you...

Kimmy Schmidt:
Why tree clams are so delicious... sorry, on the East coast you call them pistachios.

Kimmy Schmidt:
Now you're looking at me like I'm Jesus's crazy stepbrother Terry.

Kimmy Schmidt:
"Troll the respawn, Jeremy!"

Kimmy Schmidt:
What the hamsandwich?

Kimmy Schmidt:
Do you know some places call shrimp "prawns"? I do now!

Kimmy Schmidt:
the traditional flowers and meat of Indiana courtship

Kimmy Schmidt:
Hola morning!

Kimmy Schmidt:
I'm just Bubbreezing my problems.

Kimmy Schmidt:
Oh, no! Right?

Kimmy Schmidt:
Pardon my french, but Au Bon Pan!