Undergrads2001

Cal:
How do we play again?

Parker 'Nitz' Walsh:
Cal, we go through this every time.

Gimpy:
Risk is a game of global domination. Launch attacks and defend your territories by rolling six sided dice. Whoever has the highest dice roll wins. The loser loses an army.

Rocko:
[Faster] The second highest dice are matched up and whoever has the second highest dice wins. The loser loses an army. Claim a territory and move your troops.

Nitz:
[Even faster] Receive a card at the end of your turn. Trade a matched set of three for additional armies.

Cal:
I'm gonna be the banker, guys! Where do I put up my hotels?