Tao of Steve2000
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
In his college days Dex (Donal Logue) was a slim, cool, smooth-talking ladies' man. A decade later he's an overweight, underachieving kindergarten teacher, but he's honed his pick-up technique into a way of life--a mix of zen, tough-guy cool, and co… more »
Dex:
Do you want to have sex with this woman?
Dave:
Definitely.
Dex:
Okay, then you're violating the first rule of being Steve.
Dave:
Who?
Dex:
You must learn to eliminate your desire.
Rick:
It's Buddhist.
Dex:
I think the Taoists said it first.
Rick:
Hey, are we gonna have a seminar or are we gonna play golf?
Dex:
Just a short seminar on the elimination of desire, okay? If you're out with this girl and even THINKING about getting laid, you're finished, cuz women can smell an agenda like sh*t on a shoe.
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