Undergrads2001

Rocko:
What the hell is your problem?

Nitz:
Kimmy might not be coming back to State U next year.

Rocko:
Wah wah.

Nitz:
She's really upset dude, and she keeps calling me to talk about it, because she thinks I'm all level headed, and I like listen to her and stuff.

Rocko:
So you're a shoulder to cry on guy. That's awesome. It puts you in the perfect position to score with her.

Nitz:
What?

Rocko:
C'mon Nitz. Screw Week. Kimmy is sitting there sobbing to you about blah blah blah, she gets all emotional, emotional leads to physical and then, you know, you take advantage of her. Just like we've always talked about.

Nitz:
Rocko, I would never prey on Kimmy's vulnerability like that.

Rocko:
Sure Nitz sure, and I'd never drink lard out of a dirty ashtray for five bucks.