Undergrads2001

Rocko:
[Drunk on the phone] So, I think we should get back together. Dumping you was a big mistake. A big, big...

[Takes a swig of some liquor, belches]

Rocko:
Oh you're so friggin' sexy. You have the rounded, sweetest, most incredible...

The Ex's Mom:
[Sound of a phone being picked up] Rocko? Why are you calling my daughter at this hour? Do you have any idea what time it is?

Rocko:
No. Do you?

The Ex's Mom:
Whatever you have to tell her can certainly wait until this weekend when she's down there visiting State U.

The Ex:
Mom, hang up the phone! Hang up! Rocko, are you high?

Rocko:
Depends on what you're wearing.

The Ex:
Stop calling me and leaving drunk messages on my machine, jackass!

Rocko:
[She hangs up. Rocko calls her back] Uhh, could you put your mom back on the phone? She sounded kinda sexy.