Unhappily Ever After1995

Jack Malloy:
[singing] I married young, because of Cupid.

Mr. Floppy:
[singing] And had three kids, but you were stupid.

Jack Malloy:
I could've been rich... [shrugs and smiles] instead, I'm a loser.

Mr. Floppy:
But at least we're happy, 'cause you're a boozer.

Jack Malloy:
Now, I'm alone.

Mr. Floppy:
Come rain or sunny.

Jack Malloy:
But who needs love?

Jack Malloy, Mr. Floppy:
I've got my bunny!