Upright Citizens Brigade1998

Mike:
You just told me this is all just some fake virtual reality matrix! She doesn't even exist!

Sandy:
[with a beard] Mike, there's a hurricane outside! We're gonna be stuck here for hours, we'd better get along!

Mike:
Hurricane? [sees that there is now a hurricane, and he has different clothes] What happened to the snowstorm? What am I saying, you're just raping me!

Young:
Don't get all high and mighty! You sent me crap-covered letters!

Mike:
No! I didn't, that just happened in my fake virtual reality! Nothing that's happened for the past 10 years of my life is real!

Sandy:
Hey, at least you didn't really have to go to France.

Young:
And at least you weren't forced to eat your own edible panties.

Crow:
Actually, no. I do make him eat edible panties. You've sustained on nothing else for the past 10 years.