Veronica Mars2004

Weevil:
Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. But even then, it's not so much words - just a bunch of 'oohs' and 'aahs,' you know?

Veronica Mars:
So it's big, huh?

Weevil:
Legendary.

Veronica Mars:
Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. [gasps] We could go to prom together! What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.

Felix Toombs:
Dude, Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.

Veronica Mars:
Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it, too.

Felix Toombs:
Oh hell, I'll show you mine!