WCW Monday Nitro1995

Eric Bischoff:
[to Scott Hall] I don't want any trouble with you here, now. But I do have to point out, you came out here last week. Where is it? The big surprise. I mean, I've heard a lot of talk, but where's the walk?

[Hall points behind Bischoff, where Kevin Nash is standing]

Eric Bischoff:
What? I'm here. Where is he?

[Nash grabs Bischoff, spins him around, and grabs the microphone]

Kevin Nash:
You've been sitting out here for six months running your mouth. This is where the big boys play, huh? Look at the adjective: play. We ain't here to play. Now he said last week that he was gonna bring somebody out here. I'm here. You still don't have your three people. And you know why? Because nobody wants to face us. This show's about as interesting as Marge Schott reading excerpts from "Mein Kampf"!

Eric Bischoff:
No trouble here tonight. Speak your piece and...

Kevin Nash:
Yeah, no trouble 'cause you know I'll kick your teeth down your throat. Where's your three guys? What, you couldn't get a paleontologist to get a couple of these fossils cleared? You ain't got enough guys off of dialysis machine to get a team? Yeah, where's Hogan? Where's Hogan? Out doing another episode of "Blunder in Paradise"? Where's the Macho Man, huh? Doing some Slim Jim commercial? Hey, we're here. You wanna say something?

Eric Bischoff:
[taking the mic] Look, I don't have the authority for right here, right now. You wanna fight? Fight isn't with me. You want three guys? Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, I'm gonna be in Atlanta, I'll be in the offices of WCW, I'll try and get you your fight. And you know what? Live, this Sunday in Baltimore, Great American Bash, you guys wanna show up? You wanna fight? You show up, I'll see if I can get you your fight.

[Nash grabs the mic back]

Kevin Nash:
[to Hall] I don't know about you, but hey, they love us in Baltimore.

Scott Hall:
Hey. Hey, big man, I say me and you, we be at the Bash, maybe these punks wanna fight.

Kevin Nash:
Yeah.

Eric Bischoff:
I'll be there.

Kevin Nash:
Bring what you got! The measuring stick just changed around here, pal. You're looking at it.