WWE Monday Night RAW1993

The Rock:
[on an episode of This is Your Life after Mankind introduces The Rock's high school sweetheart] How you doin' honey? You remember-uh, every Saturday night back in high school how you and The Rock use to sit on your parents couch. And The Rock use to put his arm around you and, we use to kiss a little bit. We use to kiss a little bit. A lot of tongue. You use to love The Rock's tongue, didn't ya? I remember how you use to nibble on The Rock's ear. Then The Rock's neck. And you would whisper to The Rock. You use to whisper to The Rock, 'Hey Rock, go for it, go for 2nd base!' Remember that? And as The Rock put his hand ever so gently on your knee, slid his hand up inch by inch. And what did you do?

[shouting]

The Rock:
YOU CUT THE ROCK OFF ON SECOND BASE! But The Rock's not the type a guy to hold a grudge. You see you stand now before The Rock, lookin' at The Rock, gawkin' at The Rock, wantin' to go one on one with the Great One? And now in front of all The Rock's fans you wanna serve The Rock a great big piece of that poontang pie?

Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[choking]

JR:
Oh! No.

Jerry 'The King' Lawler:
What kinda pie was that JR?

JR:
I, I don't know. Whatever it was I'm sure she'll be willing to serve it tonight. Piping hot! Home made!

The Rock:
It's no secret, The Rock, he loves pie. But The Rock just has one thing to say to you... poontang your ass on outta here!