Waiting for God1990

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Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Well. Here we are again, wherever that is.

Diana:
Oh Lord, another fifteen minutes of relentless gibberish from God's lost messenger.

Jamie Edwards:
Maybe you and I should slip out to the local hostelry.

Jane:
Granddad!

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Good morning, and how nice to see so many bright and cheery faces gathered round the font this glorious day for the christening of this child...

Jane:
Michaelmas Sunday.

Rev. Dennis Sparrow:
Nicholas Sunday. Where is the babe?

Diana:
It's not a christening, Dennis. It's sermon number twelve, the conversion of Saint Paul on the road to Safeways.