Waiting for God1990

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Diana:
There. That should keep the mad Huns and the yellow hordes at bay, not to mention not to mention daft old goats called Tom.

Jane:
Harvey says that wall has got to go, Diana. If you do not take it down voluntarily, he will, uh...

Diana:
What? Come and huff and puff and blow my wall down?

Jane:
Invoke the structural alterations to premises without prior consultation with the management, the board and the planning committee clause in your contract of residency.

Diana:
Well, you just tell little Harvey that if just one millimetre of his smallest toenail comes across my doorstep he will be the happy recipient of a ten megaton exploding suppository.