Waiting for God1990

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Diana:
I will kill Harvey Bains.

Jane:
Diana!

Tom:
Look on the bright side. Rain is very good for the skin. In a couple of hours, I'll have a face like a baby's bottom.

Diana:
I'll do it slowly.

Tom:
I'm sure there must be a positive side to pneumonia.

Diana:
I'll cut off his ears first. I never liked his ears.

Jane:
The rain is not Harvey's fault.

Diana:
Yes, of course it is. Everything is Harvey's fault! Mainly the bloody Bayview bus is Harvey's fault.

Jane:
Buses break down occasionally.

Diana:
Especially when they're a hundred years old, never serviced, and driven by Portuguese gardeners who sacrifice sheep in them.

Jane:
He, he does not, Diana. You do exaggerate.