Waiting for God1990

[last lines]

Tom:
Geoffrey, how's it going? What news of the anti-depressions crusade?

Geoffrey:
Oh, it's going really well.

Tom:
Good!

Geoffrey:
Yes, Marian sounded most cheerful. When I last spoke to her.

Diana:
When you last spoke to her?

Geoffrey:
Yes, when I last spoke to her. At her spiritual retreat.

Tom:
Where's that?

Geoffrey:
In Wales, where she is staying with the Reverend Dennis bloody Sparrow!

Diana:
Golly gee whillikers.

Tom:
But. Oh, come along, Geoffrey. The man's a vicar; he's only ministering to her inner turmoil.

Geoffrey:
That's why when she rang me she was laughing and screaming and gasping, and I could hear a drunken vicar singing rude songs in the background. My wife has run off with a vicar and it's all your fault! [to Diana] And yours. [he stalks off]

Tom:
This is terrible!

Diana:
Most alarming!

Tom:
A man of the cloth!

Diana:
Quite outrageous!

[they both start laughing uproariously]

Tom:
Oh, do stop laughing!

Diana:
Naughty songs!

Tom:
The poor boy.