Warehouse 132009

Claudia Donovan:
[Holding up a piece of paper] Do you want to talk about this?

Artie Nielsen:
This is why I said leave it alone!

Claudia Donovan:
Then maybe you shouldn't have put it on the computer! That's like me leaving a cake out with a note on it that says 'Not for Artie'.

Artie Nielsen:
[mumbles] That was one time, and I... Don't you have a boyfriend that you can be irritating instead of me?

Claudia Donovan:
He dumped me.

Artie Nielsen:
Oh, I didn't know. Do you want me to call him?

Claudia Donovan:
Artie, this is a list of ways to kill me.

Artie Nielsen:
They're not... [Artie takes the list from Claudia and quickly skims it] ALL killing you. There's other options here.

Claudia Donovan:
'Erase her memory'?

Artie Nielsen:
That's comparatively humane.

Claudia Donovan:
'Drop her in a non-English speaking country'?

Artie Nielsen:
See they're just trying to stall for time. They know you're gonna find your way back.

Claudia Donovan:
That doesn't make me feel any better!

Artie Nielsen:
Don't you think that there's a file like this on all of us? Don't you know there's one with my name on it?

Claudia Donovan:
And are you okay with that?