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Nancy Botwin:
[about Megan being pregnant] How did this happen?

Silas Botwin:
You don't wanna hear it.

Nancy Botwin:
Oh, but I really do.

Silas Botwin:
If I had to bet on it, I'd say it was three weeks ago in my room. Doggy style. When I pulled out the condom was gone. Megan has really strong muscles, must've sucked the thing right off.

Nancy Botwin:
Ah-ahh. Stop, stop, stop.

Silas Botwin:
You asked. You want to be the cool Mom.

Nancy Botwin:
No. No, I don't. There are a million things in this world I want to be. 'Cool Mom,' nowhere on that list.

Silas Botwin:
[Megan shows her the pregnancy test; positive] Well, I hope Grandma's on that list.