Weeds2005

[Celia and Nancy are having a disagreement about Nancy's half-hearted work on Celia's campaign for City Council]

Celia Hodes:
...If you can't make time for the pressing problems of greater Agrestic...

Nancy Botwin:
That's exactly it - I can't make time. I've got problems at home.[starts for the door]

Celia Hodes:
[with a concerned look on her face, Celia follows] Really? Do you wanna' talk about it?

Nancy Botwin:
I don't wanna' talk about it. i just wanna' go home.

Celia Hodes:
Ya' know, I tell you about my husband's unemployment, my daughter being the face of America's trans fat...so...tell me what's going on with you? Please? Nancy...

Nancy Botwin:
[not wanting to hurt her feelings] ...Celia...

Celia Hodes:
Aren't we friends?

Nancy Botwin:
I just wanna' go!

Celia Hodes:
[disappointed] You can't even say it. You don't want to be my friend!

Nancy Botwin:
[gestures toward Celia] Everything is not about you, Celia!

[Nancy turns to leave. As she walks away, Celia reaches out, grabs Nancy's hair from behind and gives it a hard tug before letting go]

Nancy Botwin:
[turns around totally shocked, yells] What the f*** are you doing??

Celia Hodes:
[grabbing Nancy's hair again with a desparate look on her face] Be my friend!

[the two begin to twirl in a circle, Celia pulling Nancy's hair while Nancy grabs Celia's arm trying to make her let go]

Nancy Botwin:
Oww!! Let go of my f***ing hair...

Celia Hodes:
Be my friend!!!

Nancy Botwin:
[nearly frantic] Let go of my f***ing hairrrr!

Celia Hodes:
[just as frantic] Be my Goddamned motherf***ing friendddd!!!!!

Nancy Botwin:
Owwww!!![when Celia finally lets go, Nancy quickly gets to the front door] Your insane!

Celia Hodes:
[lowering her voice as she repeats] Selfish! Selfish! Selfish!

[the two women glare at each other in mutual shock for a moment, then Nancy walks out]

Pam:
[in the cheeriest voice imaginable] You two are just like sisters!