Weeds2005

Celia Hodes:
I want to be part of the team, one of the cool kids! What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?

Conrad Shepard:
There ain't nothing for you to "do" but collect your rent every month.

Celia Hodes:
Oh, sure. Everyone gets to have fun except me. Well, f*** that sh*t! I am here to kick ass!

Conrad Shepard:
Who's ass?

Celia Hodes:
Whoever gets in my way! Come on, let me do something fun. Come on. Please? I'm on a real high, here, do not bring me down!

Conrad Shepard:
Okay, Gangster Barbie, I will figure something out

Celia Hodes:
You'll see, I'm good. I'll be ready, I will not disappoint you, I'll be a great soldier!

Conrad Shepard:
I'm sure you will. Hold this? [Hands over pliers]

Celia Hodes:
[Playing with fliers] Helping Daddy, aren't I? Hahahahaha!