Weeds

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Widowed suburbanite Nancy Botwin (Mary-Louise Parker) starts growing and selling marijuana to make enough money to support her family after her husband's unexpected death leaves her in big debt. Nancy has associates in her pot-growing business, whic… more »



Andy Botwin:
[steps out of the line] Ah... Sergeant Bilko? Hi, I'm in the wrong place. The promised me a desk j...

Sergeant:
Who the hell gave you the permission to break rank, you flaccid little dick?

Andy Botwin:
Yeah, I just want to make sure...

Sergeant:
They promise everybody a desk job, you useless twat!

Andy Botwin:
Yeah... I have eight toes...

Sergeant:
I got four d*cks! You better fall back in line before I use one of them to f*** you up the ass with!

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