Weeds2005

Andy Botwin:
I'm not going to Iraq to fight in some bullshit war about oil money.

Doug Wilson:
Bullshit war? What about 9/11? Didn't Iran hide the terrorists?

Andy Botwin:
We're fighting a war in Iraq, Doug, and neither country had anything to do with blowing up the World Trade Center.

Doug Wilson:
Well, they both have sand.

Andy Botwin:
Bush invaded a sovereign nation in defiance of the UN. He's a war criminal, and now I'm supposed to be one of his disposable thugs with a f***ing target on my head in the middle of the desert, waiting to be blown up by a car bomb rigged by a 12 year old who loved Friend and Metallica until one of our missiles blew up his house, I don't think so!

Doug Wilson:
Well... whatever. [grabs a key from the drawer and stands up] Look, I've got a lotta' sh*t to do...

Andy Botwin:
You name me one thing you have to do that's more important than the corporate takeover of our democracy!

Doug Wilson:
[holding up the bathroom key] I've gotta' take a sh*t.