What's Happening!!1976

[Al and Bruno make a big break for the door to exit Rob's, but are held back by Keith Kundsen, Tiran Porter, and Michael McDonald]

Keith Knudsen, Tiran Porter, Michael McDonald:
[greets the two] Hey, Al Dunbar!

Al Dunbar:
[near embarressed] How you doing?

[Keith, Tiran, and Michael chatter amongst them as Al and Bruno makes a second escape through the back room, but are met by Pat Simmons and Bobby LaKind]

Patrick Simmons:
[happily greets them] Mr. Dunbar! Whoo!

[With more chattering from many of the members and the cheering from the studio audience, Al and Bruno make one last attempt to escape though the bathroom, but all too late are they met by Jeff "Skunk" Baxter, John Hartman, and an LAPD officer; Al and Bruno surrenders to the police]

Jeffrey Baxter:
[cheers] Hey, the mystery producer!

LAPD Officer:
[snatches the recorder, then hands it to the band] We'll take care of him now. Here's your tape.

Patrick Simmons:
Listen to this thing.

Jeffrey Baxter:
Yeah, I hear this is a real good band.

Tiran Porter:
Yeah.

[Expecting to hear music from the concert, they instead hear sounds of Rerun munching on popcorn]

The Doobie Brothers:
Wha-what's that?

Freddie 'Rerun' Stubbs:
Popcorn!

The Doobie Brothers:
[shocked] Popcorn?

Al Dunbar:
[horrified] Popcorn?

Freddie 'Rerun' Stubbs:
Yeah, it would've been quieter, but I forgot the butter.

Al Dunbar:
[humiliated] You mean to tell me I'm going to jail for a long time, and all I've got to show for it is a tape of a fat kid eating popcorn?

Freddie 'Rerun' Stubbs:
Wait a minute. There's more music on there.

[a recording of "Fly Me to the Moon", sung by Raj, Rerun, and Dwayne, is next heard. Raj and the gang join in as the cop takes Al and Bruno away. The Doobies happily praises them for their success as "It Keeps You Runnin'" is played on the jukebox]