Where the Bears Are2012

Wood:
[seeing Nelson rooting through his room in a recording on Beaumont's computer] Is that you? What are you doing in my room? Are you going through my drawers?

Nelson:
Okay, yeah, yes, I went through your room, ok? I was looking for a condom.

Reggie:
[laughing] A condom? What for, before Todd you never had any sex.

Nelson:
Does everything have to be a senate inquiry with you guys? Okay, yeah, I needed a condom because that day I went to the gym and, you know, the steam room there is pretty cruisy, and, well, I wanted to be prepared.

Reggie:
Aww, I applaud your optimism.