Wilfred2011

Ryan Newman:
What do you want me to say? I need your help.

Wilfred:
What about my problems? You don't think I'm dying inside right now, because Drew thinks I'm a loser?

Ryan Newman:
Uh, I guess I never thought about it.

Wilfred:
If this bromance is gonna work, we need to have an equal relationship. Like those two guys over there. [points to a man and his dog]

Ryan Newman:
Those... guys?

Wilfred:
Yeah. See that one guy? He's scratching the other guy behind the ear. And the first guy, he's aight, because he's helping the other guy. He's his friend. And now the first guy, he's throwing that ball. And the other guy, the naked hairy guy, he's running and bringing it back, 'cause that's what's bros do for each other. It goes both ways, R-r-r-ryyyy-cherona.