Will & Grace1998

Karen:
Wow that may have been the greatest day of my life. I love errands. They're like mini-adventures for undesirables.

Liz:
Okay so your half of the bill is $30.45 and don't try rounding down like my last roommate cuz that is just f-ed up.

Karen:
Well you don't have to worry about me Liz, I intend to pull my own weight around here.

Liz:
Now did you take a look at the chore wheel? Cuz you're in charge of emptying the ant traps and organizing the CD tower.

Karen:
Wow, how did I go my whole life without ever learning any of those words.

Liz:
Karen you shouldn't of bought this cheesecake I'm like totally eating healthy this week. Ugh! Cut to me eating this whole cheesecake.

Karen:
Oh Liz, I love when you do "cut to me".

Liz:
Everybody does.

Karen:
[pulling out a jug of wine] Oh Lizzy, I rented us a video

Liz:
You are gonna get me into so much trouble.

Karen:
If you're lucky!

Liz:
You're crazy!

Karen:
Like a fox!

Liz:
I doubt it!

Karen:
You wish!

Liz:
Don't I ever!

Karen:
You and what army? [Karen has a huge laugh] Oh Lizzy.