Will & Grace1998

[Lyle walks in]

Lyle Finster:
There she is, the woman who set my heart on fire. [Karen rolls her eyes] Which is a nice change, since the women I'm usually with cause a burning feeling in an altogether different area.

Karen:
Get lost, David Cop-a-feel. Just because we once made out like drunk straight girls at a frat party, doesn't mean you're wanted here.

Grace:
[to Lyle] Hi. Welcome to my office. And we usually reserve this kind of talk for casual sex Friday.

Lyle Finster:
Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see you there. Lyle Finster.

Grace:
Finster? Oh my God. You're Lorraine's father. You tricked Karen into kissing you.

Karen:
That's right. And it ain't never gonna happen again. No, sir. Not on my watch.

Lyle Finster:
I understand. But I only came here to return the kiss that you left on my lips.

Karen:
What? Give it back!

[Karen jumps on Lyle and they start making out and growling]

Grace:
If you'll excuse me, I'm just gonna go in the back and gouge out my eyes and puncture my eardrums.

Karen:
Oh, no, honey, stay. I was just taking back my - [realizes] Hey!

Lyle Finster:
Karen, I'm lost without you. I've tried to fill the void with secretaries and whores, but at the end of the hour, it's you I wish I was paying.

Grace:
Really, I'm uncomfortable.

Karen:
It's never gonna happen between us, Lyle. So beat it.

Lyle Finster:
Very well. But I'll never forget you. Every mouth that I kiss will be your mouth. Every bottom that I slap will be your bottom. Every nipple that I tweak...

Grace:
Please, one of us has to go!

Karen:
Get out.

Lyle Finster:
Very well. But know this: Every vagina...

Grace:
GET OUT!