Will & Grace1998

Jack:
So we need to get them back together, but how? Pretend to think, pretend to think.

Karen:
Pretend to care, pretend to care.

Jack:
Oh, I've got it. What we need is a plan. Some way to get them in the same room together.

Karen:
Oh honey, that's genius, write that down. Oh, wait, not on that, that's for Will and Grace, that's an invitation to Joe and Larry's kid's birthday party.

Jack:
Oh yeah, I got one of these too. Anyway, enough about that. We have to figure out a way to get them in the same room so they can work it out. But how? Ow, I just got a paper cut on this party invitation for Will and Grace.

Karen:
Focus. We're trying to get them in the same room together. Forget about this party they're both invited to. Now, what do they both like?

Jack:
Well, Will likes to be taller than everyone, and Grace likes to eat cake.

Karen:
Where can we take them where there'll be small people eating cake? [takes a sip of wine] Oh, shoot, I just spilled on this invitation to a child's birthday party. [pauses] Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jack:
I don't know, are you thinking what it would be like to have Spiderman spray his web on you?

Karen:
Okay that's just freaky.