Will & Grace1998

[Jack and Karen have been walking up the stairs to the Rainbow Room, as Karen's afraid of elevators. Jack's forgotten the cake and they walk down twenty flights to get it]

Jack McFarland:
Now we have to walk all the way back up. This is so stupid! Whatever made you afraid of an elevator anyway?

Karen Walker:
I'll never forget it. My fellow office workers and I were heading down to lunch, and, suddenly... the lights went out, the elevator dropped and... Dennis Hopper said he would kill us all if his demands weren't met!

[cries]

Karen Walker:
Thank God Keanu Reeves was there to get us out!

Jack McFarland:
Karen, that wasn't you! That was the opening scene of "Speed!"

Karen Walker:
Oh. You know, that movie was not at all what was advertised. You think you're going to see a feel-good movie about amphetamines, and, suddenly, you're on a bus?