Will & Grace1998

Jack McFarland:
[Bonnie and Jack have just met, and are the biological parents of a son, Elliot. After seeing Elliot in a flambouyant haircut, Bonnie has forbidden Jack to see him] I'm just gonna take my gay self, live my gay life, and have a gay old time.

Bonnie:
What are you doing? What is that?

Jack McFarland:
Oh, come on. The whole reason you don't want me to see him is because you have a problem with gay people.

Bonnie:
No, I don't.

Jack McFarland:
Yes, you do.

Bonnie:
No, I don't.

Jack McFarland:
Yes, you do.

Bonnie:
I'm gay, Jack.

Jack McFarland:
No you're not.

Bonnie:
Yes I am. I'm gay.

Jack McFarland:
Prove it! Say something lesbionic!

Bonnie:
Home Depot.

Jack McFarland:
k.d. lang, you are a lesbian!