Will & Grace1998

Bill:
Man, that was a great game. [turns off the television]

Jack McFarland:
Yeah. So, wanna hit the showers?

Bill:
What?

Jack McFarland:
You know, like they're doing. [Gestures toward the television]

Bill:
Jack, I don't think that's appropriate.

Jack McFarland:
Whaddya talk? It's just a couple of naked straight guys soaping each other down.

Bill:
Okay, I... I have to say something here. The back-slapping and the head-rubbing was one thing, but the ear-blowing and the butterfly kisses are not standard NBA practice. And now this shower thing.

Jack McFarland:
What are you implying?

Bill:
You're coming on to me.

Jack McFarland:
What? I am shocked and appalled. But are you interested?

Bill:
You think that you can just come in here and use this group, this group that puts people back on the path of righteousness, as some kind of dating service?

Jack McFarland:
I just need a yes or a no.

Bill:
No! And I want to make something crystal clear to you and to everyone else in this room. [to the group members] Excuse me. We are here to lead normal, heterosexual lives. Man and woman are meant to be together. So anyone here who has a misguided notion that Welcome Back Home is some kind of a - a gay pick-up joint, you can just leave right now. [everyone but Bill, Karen, and Jack leave]

Karen Walker:
Well, look at 'em go. I haven't seen a stampede like this since Pamplona. Oh, my god, listen to me. I'm a funny lesbian. I'm Ellen! [Karen leaves]

Bill:
[Bill looks at Jack] Well, as long as it's a heterosexual soap-down.

Jack McFarland:
Attagirl. [Bill and Jack start to leave together]