Will & Grace1998

Harlin Polk:
You're my lawyer. You tell me. What have I got to do to buy this company?

Will Truman:
Well, first you've got to get something called a Hart-Scott-Rodino antitrust clearance and then we can negotiate standstills and lockups. Naturally, that's after we do due diligence.

Harlin Polk:
What the hell is doo-doo diligence?

Will Truman:
No, Harlin, after we do... due diligence.

Harlin Polk:
Doesn't matter how slow you say it, Will. It's still doo-doo, isn't it? I just want to know what it means.

Will Truman:
It's just crap that lawyers deal with. Harlin, I'll handle it. I've been representing your corporation for 5 years now, remember?

Harlin Polk:
I know, but my wife's been bugging me about the business lately. She wants me to be a little more hands-on.

Will Truman:
You sure she's talking about the business?

Harlin Polk:
[Laughs] Yeah, she's talking about the business. But I trust you, Will, so you do that doodoo... That you do so well.