Will & Grace1998

[Will, dressed like Capt. Von Trapp, is standing in the lobby of the wrong movie theater. James walks up and hands him his ticket stub]

James Hanson:
Here you go.

Will Truman:
What am I supposed to do with this?

James Hanson:
Well, you're supposed to tear it in two, give me one half, and, I guess, keep the other half for your big theater scrapbook.

Will Truman:
I'm not an usher.

James Hanson:
Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher?

Will Truman:
I'm not. I'm Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.

James Hanson:
Where do you think you are?

Will Truman:
Uh, at the "Sound of Music" Sing-a-Long. Where do you think you are?

James Hanson:
At the 7:40 showing of "Memoirs of a Geisha."

Will Truman:
Ooh... I think you're in the wrong place.

[just then, many movie patrons exist the theater]

James Hanson:
If this isn't the theater showing "Memoirs of a Geisha," then why are all these people coming out, going "eh?"