Wingin' It2010

[Carl has only a minute left before he breaks the record, and he is about to fall over by tiredness]

Jane Casey:
Carl? Carl!

Carl Montclaire:
Mhm?

Jane Casey:
Dance with me!

Carl Montclaire:
I can't.

Jane Casey:
Yeah. [puts her hands around him as close as she can without touching him] See?

Carl Montclaire:
[does the same] Thanks. I was feeling my big toes about six minutes ago. Jane, I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

Jane Casey:
It's okay. What you've done since is amazing.

Carl Montclaire:
I don't know if I can do this for you.

Jane Casey:
Then don't do it for me. You've come so far, you deserve this. Do it for yourself! [Carl is about to fall asleep] Uh... Carl, do the artuzzi! [dances wilder to wake him up]

Carl Montclaire:
[sleepily] I know that one.

Jane Casey:
Like this. Stay with me. [Jane eggs Carl to dance a little more]

Porter Jackson:
Come on, Carl. Power through the pain!

Mr. Dolby:
Ten! Nine! Eight!

Porter Jackson:
Eight more seconds.

Mr. Dolby:
...Seven! Six!

Jane Casey, Mr. Dolby:
Five!

The Audience:
Four! Three! Two! One! [a bell rings]

Mr. Dolby:
Carl Montclaire has just broken the world record! [Jane squeals of happiness, Porter just looks amazed, and the entire audience cheers for Carl, who fell asleep the moment the bell rang]