Wingin' It2010

[Principal Malone questions one by one]

Principal Malone:
Where is Carl broadcasting from?

Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez:
I don't know, but what I do know is that the radio was invented by Marconi. That is a person, not a pasta. But if it was a pasta, I'd eat it.

Jane Casey:
Carl is broadcasting from his heart. How can you pin that down to a single location?

Brittany Hanson:
Who cares where Carl is? There are real problems in the world! Like how my girl band freaked out of jealousy and tried to sing over me? Why don't they get it? The blonde is always the star!

Denise Simmons:
Why is the blonde always the star? I try to lend people a hand and they don't even appreciate it.

Principal Malone:
[desperately] Where is Carl?

Porter Jackson:
That is a good question, principal Malone. But the more important question is... how is all this more about you?

Principal Malone:
It's... very stressful... Tell me where he is. Tell me! [the Listern sisters shake their heads simultanously]